Category Archives: Fucking Asshole

Douchebag is too misogynistic so I’ll go with fucking asshole. And just in case you have shit for brains I want to be clear: I use fucking to mean “more so than you’ll ever know” and asshole to mean “you are the thing that shit comes out of.” If you’re some kind of jerkoff homophobe, I just want to be clear that by fucking asshole I do not mean inserting tab A into slot B. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just clarifying.